Decisions decisions

Who the hell scheduled Rangers-Islanders on election night??

The good news: according to fivethirtyeight.com, if Obama wins Indiana, he's most likely got the election locked up. Exit polls too close to call.

Unfortunately, there's no data on how many goals the Rangers will score on that kid from Dennis the Menace tonight. I'm betting six hundred goals in the first period, and hoping Valiquette stays nailed to the bench so he doesn't allow six hundred and one goals in the final six minutes.

No, I'm not bitter about Saturday, why do you ask?

In other news, Fatso will miss 3-4 months with elbow surgery. Terry Sawchuk and Patrick Roy laugh. So do I.

I wish I had two TVs to keep an eye on the game and the election.

Oh wait. I'm at work. I've got 14 TVs to watch!