So I won my fantasy baseball league last month by a large margin, and because I paid in late (I was asked to join four hours before the draft), the commissioner of the league, a semi-retarded Oak Bluffs cop named Rich Huffam has decided to withhold payment until such time as he deems acceptable, to 'balance things out' as he claims.
I'll spare you the details, but let's just say that after asking for four months, I was finally told who to give my money to. This after I'd already locked up first place (by 33 games, no less). Rich, on the other hand, tumbled from second place to sixth in the final weeks of the season, and was bounced from the playoffs quickly. Think the poor Red Sawx fan has a bruised ego?
How does he explain that to his buddies? "Yeah, those Yankee fans are all dumb, man....shit, this one guy was in my fantasy league, and he was so stupid he destroyed me in head to head matchups by an aggregate 19-9, and then beat the hell out of everyone else and won the league handily."
A childish reaction to getting demolished for six months? Yep.
A sad statement on his maturity? Oh yeah.
Pathetic? Without question.
Rich, you're a piece of shit. And I mean that sincerely.
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